RSS (Rashtriya Savages' Syndicate) Celebrates Gandhi Jayanti (I.K.Shukla)

[South Asia Citizens Wire | October 12, 2004 ]

RSS (Rashtriya Savages' Syndicate) Celebrates Gandhi Jayanti
by I.K.Shukla

We took a solemn pledge long long ago
To kill that MG every day in every way
From Syn duty and Hindutva we won't stray
Our right to pre-empt and prevail we won't forego.

Unless we purge the Bharat of our dreams of all
That Muslims, Christians, Dalits, Tribals, Women, plan
To soil us with by dotting Bharat with their offal
We'd be seen as void of brains as we were of brawn.

We're the "cowards and Quislings of Indian history".
True. Why the hell should we give a damn for India
We did so much to break, not make, as devil's tapestry,
That failing to trash or trump we cried culpa mea?

We purged Bharat with our swindles and scams
With robbery, rape, butchery, and blaze of non-Hindus
Sowing terror and tyranny with black-capped whams
Scaring qualms of conscience with our bans and boos.

The world knows: As cultural nationalists we didn't fail
We're famous as founders of "Crime: Our Religion"
Our treason and terror all Bharat would hail
As divine, tho' drenched in blood, but draped in saffron.